groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

laughcentre:

if you scream bloody mary in your mirror at 3am

your mum’s going to wake up and tell you to shut the fuck up

I’ve liked 11,000 posts! ooohhh!!!

So glad BTEC performing arts is over!!! 

anrdew:

sometimes I just want to take some of your faces and rub them across a cheese grater with a lot of force goddamit

lorarouge:

my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment

(Source: pregnat4)